Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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