- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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