Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Uh... You know them N words... When they come crashing into the neiborhood the neiborhood quality drops and gets totally destroyed youknow what im sayan? Uh yeah sure totally... Then you know they spread around smell up dirty and toxicify the whole area, they become so fat and loud and like take everything away from you. Yeah HEIL KKK!! WUUT? I was talking Aboot them Nukular warheds! You you... SOMETHING! Hey! Dont get offensive man, sorry I was just KIDDING!... yeah... KIDDIIING!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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Set up Punch line.

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daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

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Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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Anti Joke

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