- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

"hey do you know the date" "58"

I'm so punny.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

AIDS

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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