Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

You know what's funny? Rape

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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