- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

A fat guy!

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Poop.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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