Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

women's rights

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

here's a joke... the american education society

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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