- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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