A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

what came first the chicken or the chips

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

nolan is gay

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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