- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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