Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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