Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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Anti Joke

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