- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

scraggle is in you pillow case

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Jeff

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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