Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

cory

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

an ethopian thanksgiving

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

PENIS that is all

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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