- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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