What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

here's a joke... the american education society

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

What would u like to drink?

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

women's rights

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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