What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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