- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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