Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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National security?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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Drunk, a tweeker and a pot head are walking together when they come upon a huge wall with a large, locked gate in the middle of it. The drunk shouts "lesh shmash it down!" then passes out. The tweeker says "Dude, we should totally take the lock apart and see if there's some kind of mechanism in there holding it together that we can use to build some sort of machine for taking... oh man I gotta crap so bad! Either of you guys gota smoke?" and the pot head says "We should sit here and wait." I didn't say it was a good story

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Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

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Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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