A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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