- Anti Joke

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Women's rights

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

A baby seal walks into a club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

cats are pussies

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.