- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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