- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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