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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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