- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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