A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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What? Yes.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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