What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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