- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What's the difference between a duck?

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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