- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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