Why did the fish fly It didn't

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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when debbie meets downer

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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This is a joke.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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