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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Seriosly. too much sex again?

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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