- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Sex

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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