A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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