- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What's 9 + 10 19

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

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