How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Bitch

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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