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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

The chickens have become self-aware!

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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