- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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