- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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