Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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