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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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