roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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