- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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