- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

womans having rights.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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