- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

A woman walks into a bar.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

anti-joke.ru - russian style

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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