Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

How high is the sky? True or False

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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