- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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