Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Obama = ebola

here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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