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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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