- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

National security?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

whats up and also down? your mum

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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