Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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A guy walks into a bar

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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