Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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