Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

I C U P White stuff

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

there once was a black man who played basketball

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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pull my finger (farts)

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

run farther?

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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