Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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The WNBA

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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