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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

pobody's nerfect

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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