Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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TIMMY

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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