what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

I literally died laughing

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

69

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Women's Rights..

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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