- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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