- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

I'm rick james bitch

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

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