Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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