Your mom went to college

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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