- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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