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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

whats my name? Matt

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