What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

A blind man walks into a library.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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