- Anti Joke

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys