A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What would u like to drink?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

women's rights

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

here's a joke... the american education society

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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