- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

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