What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

THE GAME

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

kieran is a homosexual

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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