Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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school homewrok

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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Feminism.

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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