- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Vaginal secretions

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

here's a joke... the american education society

What would u like to drink?

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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