- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Nothing. He made it home safely.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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