Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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* anti-punchline

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Knock knock Come in

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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