- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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