What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

women's rights.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Jesus Christ

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

hey hey apple

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

race-car = rac-ecar

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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