Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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