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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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I love you

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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