- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Apple juice.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

What did the man say to his doctor?

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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