- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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