Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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WNBA

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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