- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

every knight i see an owl at window

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

whats green and slimy? green slim

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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