What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

Womens rights.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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