- Anti Joke

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Guess what? I like trains.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

What does two plus two equal? 4