- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Duck walks into a bar.

Womans baksetball...

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Barack Obama is a good president.

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