Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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I went to work today....

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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