- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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