- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Brain fart

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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